It seems when summer rolls around some rules are suspended according to kids.  What is it about these two months that turn our world upside down?  Some things I have heard:

“I don’t need to take a shower – I was in the pool”

Sorry Junior, you still need soap – chlorine, kid pee and whatever else is floating around in the pool is no substitute!

“Its light out – I can’t go to bed!”

I don’t give a damn if it is light out 24/7 like Alaska – your bedtime is 9pm and it doesn’t change because the days are longer now.

“I get tan so I don’t need sunscreen”

This one goes for you adults also – just because you tan doesn’t mean that you aren’t exposing yourself to possible skin cancer.  Remember, a tan is actually a sign of sun damage.  Put on that sunscreen!

Any crazy things you hear from your kids?